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Hello & welcome to the latest edition of the Mabels newsletters

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Latest features & articles -

 

Great way to supplement a pension - Homesitters

If you'd enjoy an entertaining occasional occupation, why not become a pet Homesitter? more


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Care costs soar for the elderly more


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Internet Made Easy For The Over 50s more


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How to write your own will
Introduction to the new book
by Tony Balfe more

 

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Brain scans used to spot Alzheimer's more

 

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Quarter of pensioners use money from omes to help family more

 

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Anti-Aging Tips on How to Live the Healthiest Life

250+ page special report - scores of anti-aging tips on what causes artificially accelerated aging leading to degenerative diseases like cancer, heart attack, stroke, dementia, Alzheimer's etc. Tips on diet, vits, minerals, exercise, weight loss, sleep...more

 

The Exercise DVD for Older People
An exercise DVD with a difference specially designed to suit people with mobility problems. Join in with the Move it or Lose it seated routine from the comfort and convenience of your own home. Includes FREE resistance band worth £5. DVD costs £10 + £1.50 p&p. more

 

 

Over 65 Travel Insurance

 

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Mabels Features contains articles of interest for you. It is edited by Jo Godden who has a regular talkback page.

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Read Jo's views,tips and ideas ,then you can add your own by emailing her, just click here

 

 

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*Holidays

Don't feel guilty about being kind to yourself - take a holiday. You need to give yourself time to relax, and to engage in activities that you find rewarding. It is sensible, not self indulgent to look after your self in this way. Doing things you have to do all the time has a negative effect on your emotional health. As well as the fact that a holiday or trip can renew the strength required to carry on in the face of difficult circumstances.

There is a vast choice of cheap holidays in 2007 on offer using the internet and there is something for everybody..Just click here to browse further

http://www.mabels.org.uk/travel_holidays.htm

Warner Breaks -

Short breaks - Inclusive UK short breaks at luxurious hotels in beautiful surroundings. Spa, activity and entertainment breaks available. Online bookings and savings with Warner Breaks.

 

Senior citizen travel insurance on Mabels - Find travel insurance for the elderly & much, much more for the over 50s & senior citizens.

 

Over 65 Travel Insurance

 

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*Making life easier

Check out the latest offers on mobility products...

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Mobility aids & products from ebay

*Have you got a birthday or anniversary coming up?

Visit some of the top resources in our Gift section & our quick link shopping section, if there's a landmark event coming up, you should find something here to mark the occasion.

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*Top resources of the Month

 

The Exercise DVD for Older People
An exercise DVD with a difference specially designed to suit people with mobility problems. Join in with the Move it or Lose it seated routine from the comfort and convenience of your own home. Includes FREE resistance band worth £5. DVD costs £10 + £1.50 p&p. more

 

 

Over 65 Travel Insurance

 

holiday home insurance portugal

 

disability aids
MORE INFO
Link to homepage

 

 

This month's funnies..

Gotta lotta livin' to do
I get up before anyone else in my household, not because sleep has deserted me in my advancing years, but because an intense eagerness to live draws me from my bed.

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The Longest Password

During a recent password audit, it was found that an employee was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyLondon"


When asked why she had such a long password, she said
she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters
long and include at least one capital.

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Disorder in the American Courts

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said , 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you *word removed* active?
WITNESS: No , I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis , does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do..
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes , voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor , isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep , he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you *word removed* me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid.
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

 


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