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"No nursing home for me! I'm checking into the Holiday Inn"....With
the average cost for a nursing home per day reaching $188.00, there
is a better way when we get old and feeble.
I have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn.
For a combined long-term stay discount and senior discount, it's $49.23
per night.
That leaves $138.77 a day for:
1.. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner in any restaurant I want, or room
service.
2.. Laundry, gratuities, and special TV movies.Plus, they provide
a swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge, washer, dryer, etc.
Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo and
soap.
They treat you like a customer, not a patient.
$5.00 worth of tips a day will have the entire staff scrambling to
help you.
There is a city bus stop out front, and seniors ride free.
The handicap bus will also pick you up (if you fake a decent limp).
To meet other nice people, call a church bus on Sundays.
For a change of scenery, take the airport shuttle bus and eat at one
of the nice restaurants there.
While you're at the airport, fly somewhere.Otherwise, the cash keeps
building up.
It takes months to get into decent nursing homes.
Holiday Inn will take your reservation today.
And you are not stuck in one place forever, you can move from Inn
to Inn, or even from city to city.
Want to see Hawaii? They have a Holiday Inn there, too.
TV broken? Light bulbs need changing? Need a mattress replaced? No
problem.
They fix everything and apologize for the inconvenience.
The Inn has a night security person and daily room service.
The maid checks if you are OK. If not, they will call the undertaker
or an ambulance.
If you fall and break a hip, Medicare will pay for the hip, and Holiday
Inn will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.
And no worries about visits from family.
They will always be glad to find you, and probably check in for a
few days mini-vacation.
The grandkids can use the pool.
What more can you ask for?
So, when I reach the golden age I'll face it with a grin. Just forward
All my emails to the Holiday Inn!"
Upon telling this story at a dinner with friends and too much red
wine, we came up with even more benefits the Holiday Inn provides
to retirees:
Most standard rooms have coffeemakers, reclining chairs, and satellite
TV-all you need to enjoy a cozy afternoon.
After a movie and a good nap, you can check on your children (free
Local phone calls), then take a stroll to the lounge or restaurant
where you Meet new and exotic people every day.
Many Holiday Inns even feature live entertainment on the weekends.
Often they have special offers, too, like the Kids Eat Free Program.
You can invite your grandkids over after school to have a free dinner
with you. Just tell them not to bring more than three friends.
Pick a Holiday Inn where they allow pets, and your best friend can
keep You company as well.
If you want to travel, but are a bit skittish about unfamiliar surroundings,
in a Holiday Inn you'll always feel at home because wherever you go,
the rooms all look the same.
And if you're getting a little absent-minded in your old days, you
never have to worry about not finding your room-your electronic key
fits only one door and the helpful bellman or desk clerk is on duty
24/7.
Being perma-skeptics, we called a Holiday Inn to check this story
out-and are happy to report that they were positively giddy at the
idea of us checking in for a year or more. They even offered to negotiate
the rate (we could have easily knocked them down to $40 a night!).
See you at the Inn!
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