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In a department store lift
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:32 pm 
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An old lady is traveling in a department store lift, when the doors open and two heavily perfumed rich women get in.

The first one says, 'Smell this! Christian Dior, £50 an ounce.'

The second one says, 'Well! Smell this! Chanel No.5 and £60 an ounce.'

Suddenly, the little old lady f*rts and says with a smile...'smell this,

'Brussels sprouts! 25 pence a pound!'


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