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Plastic surgery.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 6:11 pm 
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A woman wakes up after a v*ginal tuck, to find three bunches of flowers on her window sill..

One from her surgeon, to say all went well,

One from her husband, "get well soon", and he loved her,

One from Tommy in the burns unit, to say "Thank you for the new ears"!! :shock: :shock: :shock:


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Re: Plastic surgery.
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:33 am 
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I know I shouldn't, but I can't stop giggling at that one!


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Re: Plastic surgery.
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:54 pm 
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My concerns are with the ear wax!


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