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Yorkshire Farmer.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2017 5:57 pm 
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Location: Swinton, South Yorkshire
A Yorkshire farmer saw a man drinking out of a stream. Alarmed, he shouted,
" Ey, tha shun't bi drinkin't that watter, ..... it's full o' 'oss p iss 'n cow sh ite"!!!

The man replied, " Could you speak a little slower please, I don't understand, I'm from London." to which the farmer answered,

"Use both 'ands, tha'll not spill s' much!!!"


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