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Author:  dan2 [ Tue Apr 12, 2016 7:34 am ]
Post subject:  two funnies

A man sitting at a bar is approached by a prostitute who says " its your lucky night I have a special offer on , I will do anything you want for £300
but you must tell me in no more than three words",
The man opens his wallet and counts out the money, "paint my house"

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My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm but I gave her some superglue instead, She's still not talking to me

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