two funnies
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Author:  dan2 [ Tue Apr 12, 2016 7:34 am ]
Post subject:  two funnies

A man sitting at a bar is approached by a prostitute who says " its your lucky night I have a special offer on , I will do anything you want for £300
but you must tell me in no more than three words",
The man opens his wallet and counts out the money, "paint my house"


My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm but I gave her some superglue instead, She's still not talking to me

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