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Author:  jo1 [ Sat Mar 26, 2016 12:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Religious objects

A teacher asks her students what religious objects they have in their homes.

One boy answers, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it."

The next little boy says, "We have a brass statue of a man seated with crossed legs and a Chinese face, and every day my parents burn an incense stick before it."

Then a third boy pipes up, "In the bathroom we have a flat, square box with numbers on it. Every day my mum stands on it first thing in the morning and screams, OH MY GOD!"

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