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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 12:57 pm 
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Location: Swinton, South Yorkshire
A little old Irish lady, living in a small town on the west coast of Ireland, felt she needed to make arrangements for when she died. She went to see Seamus O'Leary the local undertaker...who also acted as the local postmaster. Explaining that she only wanted a small headstone she went on to say that, apart from her name and DoD, she wanted inscribed on it....." Born a Virgin...Lived a Virgin and Died a Virgin". A few months later the old girl died, leaving Seamus with the problem of fitting all the words on such a small headstone. In an instant of inspiration he remembered his Post Office training and inscribed the stone with

" Returned Unopened".


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