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AS I AGE, I REALLY REALIZE THAT...
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2015 8:53 am 
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1. I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice.



2. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud.



3. I don't need anger management. I need people to stop *word removed* me off.



4. My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work.



5. The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."



6. When I was a child I thought nap time was punishment. Now it's like a mini vacation.



7. The day the world runs out of wine is just too terrible to think about.



8. Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.



9. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.



10. When the kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".


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