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Smoking in the rain
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 6:57 am 
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Location: Fareham, Hampshire
Jane and Margaret are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Margaret: What on earth is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Margaret: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them in any chemist.

The next day, Margaret hobbles herself into the local Boots and announces to the chemist that she wants a box of condoms.

The chemist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her strangely(she is , after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers?

'Doesn't matter young man, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

The chemist literally fainted.


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