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PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2015 8:31 am 
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Location: Fareham, Hampshire
Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

At an Opticians:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."


On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"


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