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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 3:48 pm 
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Location: Fareham, Hampshire
An Ice cream man was found dead in his van covered in hundreds and thousands or Sprinkles. The Police said he topped himself!

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now
fully recovered.

A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.


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