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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:03 pm 
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Location: Fareham, Hampshire
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without alcohol,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,


...Then You Are Probably .....


The Family Dog!


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Re: Inner Peace
PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:06 pm 
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It takes 7 seconds for food to pass
from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3kg.
The length of the penis, is three times the
length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles, to keep our balance, just when we stand.

The woman has read this entire text.
The man is still looking at his thumb.


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