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PostPosted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 1:31 pm 
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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.

The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly".

The other man said, "What was the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know, the one that's red and has thorns"?

"Do you mean a Rose?" said his friend.

"Yes, that's the one", replied the first man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?" :o


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Re: Eating out
PostPosted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 1:33 pm 
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Yes, I'm a Senior Citizen

I'm the life and soul of a party ... even if it lasts until 8pm.
I'm usually awake hours before my body lets me get up.
I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe place - somewhere.
I do have trouble remembering simple words like ......

I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days, and since when did they let kids become policemen?
I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?
I'm a walking storeroom of facts .....
I've just lost the key to the storeroom ...

If I'm smiling all the time, it's because I can't hear a thing you're saying.

Ageing's not for wimps.

Have a nice day.


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