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PostPosted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:16 am 
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He Said.. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

I said ......... A widow

He said to me.. Why are married women heavier than single women?

I said to him Single women come home see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married woman come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

He said to me How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

I said to him... I don't know, it's never happened

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Questions and answers

Q. Where can men over the age of 50 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?

A. Try a bookstore under fiction

Q. What can a man do while his wife is going through the menopause?

A. Keep busy, If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement, When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q. How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+year old husband?

A. Tell him you're pregnant.

Q. How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?

A. Take off your spectacles.

Q. Why should 50+year old people use valet parking?

A. Valets don't forget where they parked your car.

Q. Is it common for 50+year olds to have problems with short-term memory storage?

A. Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q. As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A. Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q. Where should 50+year olds look for their spectacles?

A. On their foreheads

Q. What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?

A. Gosh, I remember these.


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