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Only In Britain ...
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 9:15 am 
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Location: Fareham, Hampshire
I know this is quite old but still a good reminder to think before doing!

* 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on
their tongue.

* 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins
from new shirts.

* 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives
instead of screwdrivers.

* 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their
Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

* 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that
Christmas decorations were chocolate.

* British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year
after cracker pulling accidents.

* 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic
toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

* 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new
jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

* A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last
two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

* 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving
out of Control Scalextric cars...and finally.........

* In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing
up into the toilet.

Isn't it a great country!


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Re: Only In Britain ...
PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:57 am 
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It's still not enough to keep the population down though, is it?


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