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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:14 am 
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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAP's when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about fifteen minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. When she is about to hand him another batch he asks her: ‘Why don’t you eat the peanuts yourself?’ ‘We can’t chew them because we’ve no teeth,’ she replies. ‘We just love the chocolate around them!’ :shock:


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Re: Tour bus driver
PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:36 pm 
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.................After that escapade, the driver went round with his cap (he was from Yorkshire) and got every passenger to put a fiver in.
He then said, "we are having a mystery tour. Everybody has one guess where you think we are going and the winner takes it all!!!"
To cut a long story short, nobody guessed the mystery destination............ except one! That's right........it was the driver, and he pocketed the lot!!!


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:23 pm 
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The mystery destination was probably home, and then on to the drivers local pub to enjoy his free jolly.


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Re: Tour bus driver
PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:39 am 
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jo1 wrote:
The mystery destination was probably home, and then on to the drivers local pub to enjoy his free jolly.



Spot on Jo - and I nearly bought a round of drinks! Only nearly, mind you!!!


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