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Irish sausages
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:16 am 
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A pensioner goes into a shop and asks the assistant: “In which aisle would I find Irish sausages?

The assistant asks: “Are you Irish”?

The pensioner, clearly offended says: “Yes I am, but let me ask you something. If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you have asked me if I was German?” Or if I asked for a Kosher Hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish Sausage would you ask if I was Polish?

The assistant replies: “No I probably wouldn’t”

The man says: “Well then, just because I asked for Irish Sausage, why did you ask me if I was Irish?”

The assistant replies: “Because you are in Halfords!”


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