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The operating table
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:54 am 
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Location: Fareham, Hampshire
An older gentleman was
On the operating table
Awaiting surgery
And he insisted that his son,
A well renowned surgeon,
Perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anesthetic,
He asked to speak to his son..

'Yes, Dad, what is it? '

'Don't be nervous, son;
Do your best
and just remember,
if it doesn't go well,
if something happens to me,
your mother
is going to come and
live with you and your wife!'


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