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Kinda brings a tear to the eye
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:06 pm 
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A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon when suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".

The somewhat irate spouse calls him on the mobile and demanded: Where the hell are you?

Husband: Darling you remember that jewelery shop where you saw those earrings and necklace and totally fell in love with them , and I didn't have money at the time and I said, Baby it'll be yours one day.

Wife, with a smile blushing: Yes, I remember that my Love.

Husband: Well, I'm in the red lion Pub next to that shop.


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Re: Kinda brings a tear to the eye
PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:08 pm 
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