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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 4:24 pm 
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Location: Swinton, South Yorkshire
This down and out looking guy went into a pub, walked up to the bar and pointed to the 'Bitter' pump.

The landlord asked, " Do yo want a pint of bitter?" The man just nodded, so the landlord dutifully pulled the pint and upon giving him the beer, noticed that the man had a massive scar from ear to ear.

"Did you get that in the Faulklands War?" (old joke this) he asked, to which the man just nodded and proceded to pay.

"No, no!" said the landlord. "Anyone who fought in that terrible war gets a pint on the house."

Tears welled in the guests' eyes and he humbly replied "Muchas Gracias"


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