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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:43 am 
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A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says,” I’m on this cruise ship to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today……”

The bartender says, ” Well, since it’s your birthday.I’ll buy you a drink.In fact, this one is on me.”

The old woman says,’Thank you bartender, I want Scotch and two drops of water.’

”Coming up,” says the bartender.

As she finishes her drink, the man to her left says,” I would like to buy you one too.”

The old woman says,”Thank you bartender,I want another Scotch with two drops of water.”

” Coming right up.” says the bartender.

As he gives her the drink, he says,” Ma ‘am, I’m dying of curiosity.Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?”

The old woman replies, ” Sonny, when you’re my age, you’ve learned how to hold your liquor.Holding the water however, is a another issue.”


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