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Dress A woman dropped in unannounced
at her son's house. Having knocked on the door she immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally
naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the
room. "What are you doing?" she
asked. "I'm waiting for Justin to
come home from work." The daughter-in-law
answered. "But you're naked!" the
mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the
daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're
naked!" "Justin loves me to wear this
dress," she explained. "Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly
becomes romantic and ravages me for hours." The mother-in-law left. When
she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the
lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband
to arrive. Finally, her husband came
home. He walked in and saw her lying there so
provocatively. "What are you doing?" he
asked. "This is my love dress," she
whispered, sensually. "Needs ironing," he said,
"What's for dinner?"
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