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Council letters It's not
what you say it's the way that you say
it............ To help
you to forget your everyday problems, read how others
put their
thoughts into words......
genuine clips from council complaint
letters. 1. I wish
to report that tiles are missing from the outside
toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other
night that blew them off. 2. I want
some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired
and Burnt my
knob off. 3. Will
you please send someone to mend the garden path? My
wife tripped
and fell on it, yesterday, and now she is
pregnant. 4. He's
got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I
just can't take
it anymore. 5. And
their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against
my
fence. 6. I
request permission to remove my drawers in the
kitchen. 7. My bush
is really overgrown round the front and my back
passage Has fungus
growing in it. 8. My lavatory
seat is cracked, where do I stand? 9. I am
writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from
the
wall. 10. It's
the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow 11. I wish
to complain that my father hurt his ankle, very badly,
when he put his
foot in the hole in his back passage. 12. 50% of
the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% 13. I am
still having problems with smoke in my new
drawers. 14. The
toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it
is
cleared. 15. Will
you please send a man to look at my water; it is a
funny colour and
not fit to drink. 16. Our
lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three
pieces. 17. I want
to complain about the farmer across the road;
every Morning at
6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me
18. The
man next door has a large erection in the back garden,
which Is
unsightly and dangerous. 19. Our
kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like
a third, so
please send someone round to do something about
it. 20. I am a
single woman living in a downstairs flat and would
you please do
something about the noise made by the man on top of
me every
night. 21. Please
send a man with the right tool to finish the job
and Satisfy my
wife. 22. I have
had the clerk of works down on the floor six times, but
I still have
no satisfaction. 23. This
is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and
we can't get
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